Somebody kill me

With a little luck I've managed to survive the winter without catching some sort of sickness. It appears I won't be as lucky for the spring season.

Chills
Sweats
Aches
Pains
Sore Throat
Can't stop coughing because of never ending sinus drainage
Diarrhea (cha-cha-cha)

I've spent the better part of the last three days in bed, fortunate not to be missing any work. I wake up each day still feeling sick, yet better than the previous day. By the time I go back to bed though I feel like I just got my ass kicked. I'm probably not getting enough sleep but that's the other annoying part. I don't quite feel bad enough to stay in bed. When I wake up, I'm up and can't fall back asleep. Maybe I need some medicinal marijuana?